So, when placing bets on a girl and wanting to pursue them as a love interest from Hallway Crush to Girlfriend, but don’t know how to talk to her. A shame really. Most people learn these skills in the 7th grade. Take three minutes of time to get caught up to speed.
Step 1
Showing Signs Of Interest
Wait for a chance to get a good conversation in, and while being patient; think of something funny to say. Making someone laugh is a good way to make progress. It then will open an opportunity to get a look at her interests and take note of them for later. Just make sure not to share too much so as to not scare her.
Step 2
Keeping focus
The best way to show interest for a girl while being subtle is to show more inattentiveness for all of the other ladies. Everybody else hasn’t earned special attention so keep interactions to a minimum.
Step 3
Present yourself differently in her favor
Clean yourself up. Try to look like her ideal man. Maybe now’s the time to change up your hair. I mean look at who else she dated. Everybody knows she likes dudes with dreads or buzzcuts. Don’t only change how you look, but how you act. She wants a tuff dude so bring that part of you out.
Step 4
Gift to the fullest
All girls like the same things so buy her the Lulu Lemon set she really wanted or maybe a new iPad. The more money you spend the smaller the chance you can get it wrong, so go big or go home. Plus you can ask for her number to contact her. She’s gonna want shipping updates of course.
Step 5
Texting skills
She acknowledges the efforts and seems to be interested too, so don’t lose her. All it takes is one screenshot to one of her homegirls to have her convinced that you need to be blocked. No message you send should be longer than a sentence. Everything else is fluff, only keep the meat and bones.The shorter the better even. Remember to not have any timestamps on those messages. So make sure to text at least once an hour so she can be reminded that she is cared for.
Step 6
Asking her out
The first date is very important. Women hold this with utmost importance so make sure to play your cards right. Make sure to dress well. Nobody wants to go on a date with a slob. Wear some nice cologne, Dior Sauvage, Ralph Lauren Bleu, Kennith Cole Mankind. All girls love that warm, woody, tree trunk smell. Make sure wherever the date takes place is low in light. The movies, or a nightclub. The pictures always look better. Plus nobody will see what you two get up to.
Step 7
Social media mediator
Your Instagram account should now be the hotspot of where to find pictures of you and your girlfriend. Make sure both bios and at minimum 2 of your highlights include her and vice versa. Remember this account has no room for any other ladies. If she caught you viewing side chicks on Instagram, the account will be blacklisted for all of the future chicks at school. The play is to move all of the extras to a second Instagram and keep her and her friends on the block list. It’s for their safety.
Step 8
Don’t stress
Remember life is like a game so just have fun. A girlfriend is just one part of your life. I mean you have hobbies and your paycheck to worry about, so don’t give her the full 100% of your effort. Females only notice the first 25% so that’s how much she’ll receive. I mean there’s no use wasting your efforts on someone who wouldn’t appreciate all of you.
Step 9
Opening up
If the steps above didn’t work. Then maybe you should just find a different girl and start the list again from the top. Perhaps the goal was to find a 10 but only got a Crazy 8. Just make sure to keep your first girl as a connection. Never throw out your whole hand at once. Eventually you will find the girl of your dreams.
Disclaimer: Satire
